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Diary of a motivated professional screenwriter

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One of the many of jobs of today’s motivated pro filmmaker is writing scripts, something I think I might eventually become good at it, if I write three screenplays a year for the next forty years (assuming I have that long left).  Not allowing for holidays, trying to sell or make one or days where I can’t be fucking bothered I could theoretically write a eighty to a hundred scripts and still not know what I’m doing, which seems to be the case for the majority of scriptwriters currently working today.

When I started my first screenplay twenty years ago (on a typewriter) I didn’t take heed of the standard screenwriting advice (except to use library cards) and I’m still not finished it.  For my second screenplay (two years ago) I pretty much vomited/ejaculated the contents of my imagination which had been gestating for five years into Final Draft, I stupidly thought the cool auto formatting would gloss over obvious issues with structure and character.  About halfway through this I bought (the excellent and highly recommended) Write & Sell The Hot Screenplay by Elliot Grove, instead of starting again I tried to shoehorn some of the theory into my script.  Consequently parts of it are excellent (the first and last ten pages and some bits in the middle) but overall it needs some, shall we say, retooling.

So now with my current two scripts (a no budget horror I can shoot myself and a sci-fi/thriller/rom com to try and sell) I’m following the lessons, because I realised screenwriting is not about writing ability (which without being arrogant I think have in abundance).  Screenwriting is about creating and following a plan, and if that plan is followed you can write a very serviceable screen play (I fucking hope) and maybe even get some of that abundant writing ability squeezed in.

I had thought planning would slow and restrict the fun I have when I write, but I’m actually finding the opposite, writing character studies and the scene plan is actually colouring in some of the vague ideas I can’t paint in my imagination.  I’ve been struggling with my first proper plan, I felt like I was getting nowhere but after three days I’m about a third of the way through and picking up momentum every day, which means after a week I’ll have the basic structure.   If I’d followed my previous methods I’d have written about ten pages of shit and drawn some stick men killing each other.  In a couple of days I’ll just need to add dialogue (the really fun part) and I’ve got a first draft.

The biggest factor in my slow transition from dabbler to (possibly/hopefully/someday) professional screenwriter has been William Martell’s excellent website www.scriptsecrets.net which totally encapsulates what it actually is to write a film on a day to day basis.  Consequently I’ve realised that although (as I keep saying to my girlfriend) I’m always (fucking) right, I’m shocked to discover I don’t actually know everything about everything, a bitter pill to swallow.

 

Diary of a motivated professional film maker

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Because I now have the time, instead of my normal monthly update which no one reads, I’m going to do an irregular but moderately frequent blog for no one to read. Here’s the first one:

I recently left my reasonably well paid IT job to pursue a ‘career’ as a film maker, everyone at that job said either “so you’re going to make porn films” or “don’t forget us when you’re rich and famous in Hollywood”. Well, I’ve no plans to become a pornographer or Steven fucking Spielberg (possibly Seagal), and I won’t forget, because you cocksuckers didn’t get me a fucking leaving card after being there three fucking years.

Anyway I want to make the films I want to see, of course Hollywood doesn’t, nor do local screen agencies, independent production companies or my girlfriend or my mum and dad which means compromises, i.e. no money. This is not a problem, I’ve already made one feature length film for no money and I’m going to do more, I’m also writing a script (my second) to be shot (hopefully by myself) for very little money.

The first couple of weeks have been really fucking busy, I’ve been camping, climbing, doing DIY, making mayonnaise, houmous, homebrew and cleaning, I might have no money but being a motivated professional film maker sure beats the shit out of working with and for a bunch of cunts.

 

Update For July

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Time At The Bar my Virgin Media shorts entry is now complete, I'll be working on a four minute version in due course.

My main job at the minute is the promo video for my new release (DeepWater) on Alrealon involving some "underwater" videoing, I'm also working on a a remix of Paul Auster's Tears for mNIPK and the September podcast both for Alrealon.

I'll also be picking up development of a short film script for a producer in London and I might possibly consider thinking about starting the long version of Time At The Bar but who knows as the biggest, most important (and least pleasant) job is I need to do is finishing off my business plan.

 

Update For June

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Editing, editing, editing, sound editing, sound mixing, maybe some pick up shots for Guy Walks Into A Bar.

 

Update for May

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Pretty much the only creative project I'll be doing for the next six weeks is short film which I'm hoping to finish in time for the Virgin Media Shorts competition.  I hope I've left myself enough time to sort it all out as the only things I've got so far are a script and a make up artist.

As LaptopAcidXperience (time permitting) I'll be working on new material and also be co running Alrealon Music, I suspect these activities will be largely stress relief from making the film.

 
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